THE FAIRIES' SACCHARINE TEA PARTY — KITCHEN

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【TAMAKI】： It's a cream puff I drew a face on with a chocolate pen.



【TAMAKI】： Oh—, we've been waiting.

【SOUGO】： We have been awaiting you. This is the kitchen.
It's a room where we can brew and drink tea together, as well as make it.

【TAMAKI】： You totally lucked out.
Every week, Friday's been the day where I get brewed totally red black tea, but today's not gonna be like that.
【TAMAKI】： You can drink the normal, tasty kind.

【SOUGO】： What do you mean by normal. Even tabasco black tea can be made into a perfectly legitimate taste with a bit of kick.

【TAMAKI】： There's nooooo way it's good. I feel bad for the cream puffs and pound cake getting eaten with it.

【SOUGO】： But if we don't have this kid drink it, there's no way for us to know whether it's delicious or if that's not the case.

【TAMAKI】： STOP!!!! DON'T INCREASE THE VICTIMS WHILE TALKING NICE.

【SOUGO】： But it tastes good.......

【TAMAKI】： Hey—, d'you like cream puffs?
【TAMAKI】： Then, I'll give you this.
It's a cream puff I drew a face on with a chocolate pen.
【TAMAKI】： It totally makes everything feel more fun, right.

【SOUGO】： Tamaki-kun, you're skilled at drawing.
I've been learning how to do latte art, but I can't quite get the faces right and they've been called zombies....
【SOUGO】： Eh, you can do it?

【TAMAKI】： AWESOME———————!!
【TAMAKI】： What's this?

【SOUGO】： It's a bear!

【TAMAKI】： A bear!
Sou-chan, you try a bit, too.

【SOUGO】： G, got it. I'll give it a shot.
【SOUGO】： How is it?

【TAMAKI】： It's like a werebear that's grown a ton of teeth..........
【TAMAKI】： What d'you think of it?

【SOUGO】： Cute......
Thank you. I'm very happy.

【TAMAKI】： HOW COME YOU MADE SUCH A CUTE BEAR BUT YOU STILL THINK THIS MONSTER'S CUTE!!
【TAMAKI】： I'm gonna have Rikkun take a look!!

【SOUGO】： A, anyone but Riku-kun...!

【TAMAKI】： Why should I.

【SOUGO】： I don't want him to be disappointed.

【TAMAKI】： You sure are nice to Rikkun!

【SOUGO】： That's right, since you came from the dining room, you've already met Riku-kun, huh.

【TAMAKI】： The redheaded Strawberry Lover Guy.
【TAMAKI】： In the lounge after this, it's the duo of the guy who has no friends and the guy with surprisingly many.

【SOUGO】： Tamaki-kun, that's rude!

【TAMAKI】： It's totally cool! I'm one of his few rare friends, after all!

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t/n:

1. I have no idea why sougo says you can brew, drink, and make tea in that order. I have no idea. maybe the "make" was supposed to refer to sweets. Who knows

2. something interesting I meant to mention in the dining room post but forgot is that the japanese word for black tea is "紅茶", but the 紅 by itself actually refers to a deep red/crimson, which makes the joke about "red" (meaning spicy) being used to refer to it a bit funnier, maybe! since black tea already is written "literally" as "red tea"

3. I don't remember if the kitchen story was released on a friday but I do know if sougo has been brewing tabasco-spiced tea for tamaki and iori after they come home from school on friday I'm going to

4. although now that I think about it, I've heard of putting black pepper in coffee as a thing people do so maybe..... tabasco sauce in tea isn't that odd.......................

*googles it* oh my god

5. so ug o

6. once again I've put the text in the spiky text bubbles in all caps for what I thought would be a similar effect but in hindsight just looks a little comical. Ok

7. WHERE IS HTE CHOUX AL ACREME TAMAKI DREW ON WHERE IS IT WHGBERE

8. if tsumugi has secret hidden latte art skills that's all well and good but

also we must appreciate tamaki yotsuba yelling SUGEEEEEEEE and then k but what is it

9. the phrase tamaki uses to describe sougo's ""Bear"" is 人面熊, the first half of which means "human face", so it'd literally be "a bear with a human face with way too many teeth" but I shortened it to werebear because I struggle with tamaki's slang even after not translating for like 2 years

10. I choked a bit when riku used "gentle" and "sougo-san" in the same sentence so I'm glad sougo is just as [panicked] about riku's impression of him as I am

11. I can't believe the year is 2017 and I'm seeing riku described as an 赤髪の苺大好きマン

12. TAMAKI THAT'S TOO SAVAGELY ENDEARING I'M NOT SURE HOW TO REACT!!!!! links a collage of all the times I've cried over tamaki yotsuba and his desire to be considered special/unique by the people around him